1 00:00:01,262 --> 00:00:04,613 ♪ Meet Rebecca 2 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:07,572 ♪ She's the coolest girl in the world, wait ♪ 3 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:11,054 ♪ Wrong Rebecca 4 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,448 ♪ It's this one over here 5 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:16,364 ♪ She's spunky, she's sweet, a generous friend ♪ 6 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:18,627 ♪ Oh, but there she looks kind of mean ♪ 7 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,281 Hmm.♪ Okay, she's snarky 8 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:22,370 ♪ Sarcastic and a... What? ♪ 9 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:26,461 ♪ You know, we're not really seeing a common theme ♪ 10 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:29,290 ♪ Meet Rebecca 11 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:32,293 ♪ She's too hard to summarize ♪ 12 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:34,817 ♪ So let's go back to Other Rebecca. ♪ 13 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:39,561 See? Perfection is an illusion. 14 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:43,913 Oh, did I have a thing? Thank you. I could feel it. 15 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:45,436 Right there. 16 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,752 Do you still make those candy cane mochas? 17 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:59,015 I know the holidays are almost over, 18 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,626 but what the hell, I'm gonna treat myself. 19 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,151 Okay.Thank you. 20 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,198 Hi. 21 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,331 Oh! God. 22 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:11,462 [laughs] 23 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,160 Okay, let's just put it out there. 24 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,118 I've retired from stalking, but you never lose the skills. 25 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:16,206 You know? 26 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:17,512 I'm sorry to violate your boundaries 27 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:18,817 and your morning speed walk, 28 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,515 but, um, ha, it's an emergency. 29 00:01:20,558 --> 00:01:21,690 Dr. Akopian... 30 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:24,345 do you watch The Bachelor? 31 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:25,476 Huh? 32 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,304 Look, you know I've been indecisive about 33 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:29,306 the whole Josh, Nathaniel, Greg thing. 34 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:30,568 Well, they proposed that I go 35 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:31,961 on a final date with each of them, 36 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:33,267 like The Bachelor. 37 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,225 And then, I choose. Like The Bachelor. 38 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:38,141 Here you go.I know it's weird, and it's insane, 39 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,273 and it's dumb, and it's lame, 40 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:40,883 again, like The Bachelor... 41 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:44,191 so, it's bad, right? I shouldn't do it? 42 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:46,541 Do you forbid me from doing it? 43 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:47,933 [sighs] 44 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,023 Well, 45 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:53,809 um, it's consensual, right? 46 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:56,028 And it's their idea? 47 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,160 Yeah. 48 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,162 You go into it with clear expectations, 49 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:02,034 might be helpful to settle on how you feel. 50 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,603 Really? Wow. 51 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:08,040 Just don't get into any jacuzzi slap-fights. 52 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:09,607 [chuckles] 53 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:14,221 Rebecca, as long as you stay grounded and present and open... 54 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:16,223 I think I can be all those things, yeah. 55 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:19,356 Then I don't think there's any big harm in it. 56 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,054 Oh, good. 'Cause I already told them I'd do it anyway, 57 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:24,231 and I got to make a decision by next Thursday. 58 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:26,189 You do realize 59 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,277 that next Thursday 60 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,192 is Valentine's Day, by the way? 61 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,499 Oh, I do. It's apt, right? 62 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:34,371 It's, uh, it's rather apt. 63 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:35,851 So, what are you drinking? 64 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,855 Can I have my morning back now? 65 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:42,162 Absolutely. I'll see you for my appointment later today. 66 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,078 Look at this chair, though. 67 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:47,167 It's like, 68 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,864 [high-pitched]: I'm a little lady 69 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,082 in a big chair. 70 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:51,954 I'm a little lady waiting for their mommy. 71 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,738 You know? Okay. Bye. 72 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:55,871 [quietly]: Oh. 73 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:58,221 Bunch and Akops, back together again! 74 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:00,267 [scatting] 75 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,314 All right, let's get started. 76 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,186 Now we've all agreed that there should be 77 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,448 some ground rules for this thing, 78 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:08,753 so I'll give you my suggestions first. 79 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:10,407 I think there needs to be a spending limit. 80 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:11,452 NATHANIEL: Hold on. 81 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:14,716 Not fair.Uh, that's a great idea. 82 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,283 It's not fair you're a billionaire, 83 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:18,589 and you can, like, whisk her off anywhere in the world. 84 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:19,590 Mm-hmm. 85 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:20,983 WHITE JOSH: That's exactly right. 86 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:23,855 So let's say a spending cap of... $50? 87 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,422 What? No. 88 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:28,295 What can you do with $50? Park? 89 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,645 Agreed. $50. 90 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:31,950 NATHANIEL: Fine. Fine. 91 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:33,996 Okay, then the next rule is... 92 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:36,564 ...everyone keeps their shirts on. 93 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:38,522 Mm-hmm.JOSH: What? No way. No. 94 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:40,394 No. Okay, I'm on a shred right now. 95 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,960 My trainer always says, 96 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:43,745 "When you're on a cut, you got to strut." 97 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,355 That's a good point. Shirts stay on. 98 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,227 So that eliminates 99 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,533 your advantage, Josh, and yours as well, Nathaniel. 100 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:51,013 Which leaves, 101 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:53,450 uh, Greg... 102 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:57,280 ...whose advantage is... 103 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,716 Yeah, what is your thing? 104 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,892 Yeah, what is the thing you do that's, like, good? 105 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:04,113 I do nothing. That's my special charm. 106 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:06,942 Aw, no. Don't sell yourself short, bud. 107 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:10,293 You're great at, um, little remarks and comments. 108 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,295 Oh, yeah, ladies love remarks and comments, 109 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:13,862 and they go nuts for asides. 110 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,517 Look, you're right. You don't need to neutralize me. 111 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,476 Next to you two, I lose every day of the week. 112 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,782 Or do I? 113 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:28,442 [chuckles] Heating up. 114 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:34,143 Hi. Hi, hi, hi. 115 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:36,014 Thank you for meeting me for breakfast. 116 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,625 Oh, my God, Kevin's new breakfast specials 117 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,104 are a huge hit. 118 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:41,324 Take one dollar off anything, people lose their minds. 119 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:44,458 Oh, I'm so sorry I can't do girl group lunches anymore. 120 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,851 My new job, I actually have to show up to work. 121 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:48,549 I also can't drive carpool, watch TV, 122 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:50,115 or take a bath during the day. 123 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:51,682 You take a bath during the day? 124 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:52,944 Not anymore. 125 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:55,164 Now I barely have time to shave my armpits. 126 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:58,123 I am full European hitchhiker under this fancy blazer. 127 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,516 And... 128 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,171 I am barely making the standard marital sex quota, 129 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:03,564 four times a week. 130 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:05,914 [sighs] No, I know. 131 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:08,569 I know, I know, it's embarrassing. 132 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,222 We used to be so sexual. 133 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:14,096 Well, I'm glad you're here, because we need to discuss 134 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,185 the real-life dating show unfolding in front of us, 135 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:19,057 Rebecca's three dates.Yeah, mm, 136 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:20,885 I don't know, though, if we should be gossiping 137 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,583 about Rebecca's love life. 138 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:25,063 I mean, look, I learned a long time ago that 139 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:28,066 Rebecca's dating life is not my entertainment. 140 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:30,721 So, I just, you know, it's just not healthy 141 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,941 for either of us. [exhales] 142 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,508 That's really, really good, Paula. 143 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,597 So we'll talk about it and you can listen.Mm-hmm. 144 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,600 So, Heath, who do you think she'll pick? 145 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:40,688 Okay. So... 146 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:41,689 Josh! 147 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:42,951 BOTH: What? 148 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,692 Okay, okay. I have come full circle on this; 149 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,346 it has to be Josh, and let me tell you why. 150 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,565 And then afterwards, I will never say anything ever. 151 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:52,656 [sighs] She and Josh have such an incredible history. 152 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,484 And he's so evolved now. 153 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:58,575 It is Team Josh! Okay, I'm done, I'm done. 154 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,316 I'm not talking anymore. 155 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,797 Okay, that is insane. That is crazy talking.Mm-hmm. 156 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,668 Guys, it's got to be Nathaniel. 157 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:07,367 [both gasp]Yeah, I know I used to think she was meant to be with Greg, 158 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:10,282 but then Nathaniel became an actual decent person. 159 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:11,588 Okay, volunteering 160 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:13,721 at the jail. He tipped my staff 161 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,287 a hundred bucks each at Christmas. 162 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:16,898 Then I heard he put on that prince costume 163 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:19,814 and sang Rebecca's rewritten song in that dumb play thing? 164 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:21,598 If that's not love, what is? 165 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:24,209 Also, he's so hot in an Armie Hammer kind of way.[scoffs] 166 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:26,429 Call me by his name, know what I'm saying? 167 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:27,604 [scoffs] I can't believe this. 168 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:28,736 You used to agree with me about Greg. 169 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:30,172 Okay, you want to talk about change? 170 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:32,609 Let's talk about change. Greg has also changed a ton. 171 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:35,307 He is practically a completely different actor now. 172 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:36,483 And of course I'm saying "actor" 173 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:37,832 in the political and legal sense. 174 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:39,921 And ladies, let's not forget, 175 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,924 Josh left her at the altar.Right, so listen, 176 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,100 if you circle back to Nathaniel... 177 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,189 Oh, come on...Nathaniel, the cheater? 178 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:49,626 He made a Tanya out of my Rebecca. 179 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:52,716 It is Josh, it is Josh, I would put money on it. 180 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,892 Well, I think we learned in Vegas you'd put money on anything, 181 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,851 but you know what? So would I. 182 00:06:56,894 --> 00:07:00,071 I would put actual cash, American, hard currency, 183 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:02,160 dollars, on it being Nathaniel. 184 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:04,032 Well, so would I. On Greg. 185 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,382 Wait, wait, wait. Are you guys talking about 186 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,559 putting money on this whole triple-date thing?We want in. 187 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:10,865 Are we really doing this? 'Cause I have 188 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:13,171 a state-of-the-art odds board I want to use 189 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:14,912 on the Super Bowl, Oscars and National Spelling Bee. 190 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,958 That sweetie is ready to roll![laughs] 191 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:18,829 [excited chatter] 192 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:22,311 I'm so excited, I'd like to bet my entire life on Nathaniel. 193 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:25,183 Ooh, I don't have cash, but I do have Swiss francs. 194 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:26,184 [coins jangling] 195 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,447 I always carry them with me. 196 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:28,839 In case the economy collapses. 197 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:32,190 [loud chatter] 198 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:34,192 There's no exchange rate, so it's just one... 199 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:36,456 Oh, wow, are we actually gambling 200 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:37,848 on our friend's love life? 201 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,981 I mean, it is happening, whether we do it or not. 202 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:41,417 I've spent so much time and energy on Rebecca's drama, 203 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,984 the least I can do is make money off of it. 204 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:44,942 Okay, how much? How much? 205 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:46,553 A hundred down for my man Nathaniel. 206 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,685 [chatter continues] 207 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,122 MAN: We got a hundred down on Nathaniel. 208 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,516 Uh, what's going on here? 209 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,476 [overlapping chatter] 210 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:57,868 Who's got twenties? 211 00:07:57,912 --> 00:08:00,044 People are talking about betting on the three dates. 212 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:02,569 It's messed up.Unbelievable. 213 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:04,135 Hey! 214 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,224 Hey! Hey, stop it! 215 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:09,053 Stop it, you animals. What is wrong with all of you? 216 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:10,751 These are your best friends. 217 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:13,797 These people are human beings with feelings, 218 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:15,190 and you're using them to make money. 219 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,107 Ugh. 220 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,544 ♪ 221 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:24,634 ♪ How dare you play with love 222 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,984 ♪ Have you no decency? 223 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,379 ♪ Love is what created 224 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:34,557 ♪ Him and him and her and me 225 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,211 ♪ How dare you 226 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,561 ♪ Play with love 227 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,564 ♪ Is nothing sacred to you, lady sir? ♪ 228 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,261 I think the word is just "ma'am." 229 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:44,480 ♪ Love is what 230 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:48,702 ♪ Unites me and you and him and her ♪ 231 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:52,140 ♪ And him and him and me as well ♪ 232 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:57,711 ♪ JK, LOL 233 00:08:57,754 --> 00:09:01,062 [all laughing] 234 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,020 Let's do this! 235 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:05,632 ♪ 236 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:14,597 ♪ Love's not a game, love's not a game ♪ 237 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,600 ♪ None of us would ever say love's a game ♪ 238 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,210 ♪ That would be bad 239 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,908 ♪ You can be sure-a 240 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:25,260 ♪ But I'm in the mood to wear this cool fedora ♪ 241 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:30,526 ♪ Love's not a game, love's not a game ♪ 242 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:34,225 ♪ We would never play with love like it's a game ♪ 243 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,966 ♪ But if we did 244 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,838 ♪ And that would be wrong 245 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,231 ♪ We'd put 30 bucks down that Josh has the biggest schlong ♪ 246 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,711 Oh, interesting. I'll double that. 247 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:42,930 I'll triple that! 248 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:49,850 ♪ Love is not Olympians sprinting down courses ♪ 249 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:53,288 ♪ They're our dear friends, they are not horses ♪ 250 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,769 [trumpet plays fanfare] 251 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:59,337 ♪ Their love is pure, groom meets bride ♪ 252 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:02,384 ♪ So we'd never soil it with a death pool on the side ♪ 253 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:05,692 Josh, age 52, parasailing accident. 254 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,824 That's so smart. Same. 255 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:13,700 ♪ Love's an end game but it's not a game ♪ 256 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,833 ♪ Our mouths keep saying that but our hands need change ♪ 257 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:20,402 ♪ Put 30 on red, poetically 258 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:23,361 ♪ For red's the color of a heart that beats free ♪ 259 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,755 Red is also Greg. I-It's Greg. 260 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,322 ♪ We definitely shouldn't do this ♪ 261 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,584 ♪ We definitely shouldn't do this ♪ 262 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,977 ♪ This is bad, this is bad 263 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,761 ♪ We're going to hell, this is bad ♪ 264 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:35,330 ♪ I will give my counsel as a graduate of priest school... ♪ 265 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,375 Preschool?No. Priestschool. 266 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,942 ALL: Oh. 267 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,728 ♪ I just talked to Jesus, and he said that it's cool ♪ 268 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:45,296 ♪ Jesus said it's cool... 269 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,959 What? Okay, thanks. 270 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,092 Okay, sure. 271 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,964 Mm-hmm. Sure. 272 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,968 Bills, bills! Broadway playbills. 273 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:08,406 Flops only appreciate over time. 274 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,627 ALL: Odds! Sixes! 275 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,760 Dice! Monogamy! 276 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,413 [tapping] 277 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,422 ♪ Love's not a game, love's not a game ♪ 278 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:28,209 ♪ That being said, let's make it rain ♪ 279 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:31,038 ♪ While Cupid flies in from above ♪ 280 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:35,651 ♪ The group mind has decided to bet on love ♪ 281 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,871 ♪ Love's not a game, love's not a game, love's not a game ♪ 282 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:42,266 ♪ Josh should be wary of parasails. ♪ 283 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,973 VALENCIA: Okay, so I'm confused. 284 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:53,887 How does this work? 285 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:54,714 How do I know if I'm winning? 286 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,150 Well, on this board here, 287 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,978 we've got Greg, Nathaniel and Josh.VALENCIA: Okay. 288 00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,327 And as the dates unfold and we get 289 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,111 more information and new bets come in, 290 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,330 Kevin will input the data, 291 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,461 and the odds will be recalculated 292 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,680 on the computer. 293 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:08,075 Whoever's on the top is the favorite. 294 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,424 VALENCIA: Hmm, okay, so, 295 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,426 Nathaniel's on top.Yes, but that means 296 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:14,211 that Greg is an underdog, and that pays out more. 297 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,517 Well, that's great, so then Greg's good. 298 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,692 Mm-hmm.Okay, great. 299 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,259 Mm-hmm.All right, well, I have to go. 300 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,174 I got to sell some of my expired cosmetics to my relatives 301 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,002 so I can raise more money to bet on him. 302 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,220 [gasps] 303 00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,787 Here comes Greg. 304 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,528 Kevin, you may not want him to see this. 305 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,877 I got you. 306 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,839 So what do you have planned for your date with Rebecca? 307 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,841 Not a ton. Greg, 308 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,407 seriously, listen to me. 309 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:39,062 You know that Josh and Nathaniel are gonna pull out 310 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,456 all the stops on these dates. [chuckles] 311 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,024 They're gonna get things like hot air balloons and sailboats 312 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,808 and-and unicorns. 313 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,027 Unicorns, Hector? 314 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,116 They're gonna get multiple unicorns? 315 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,074 Maybe. Uh-- what are you gonna do? 316 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,076 Pick her up in your crappy car and take her 317 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,730 to the drive-through?Maybe. 318 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,906 You just can't. 319 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,256 You got to think of something great. 320 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,823 I really don't think I need to. 321 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,217 And that's not me being cocky, that's just me knowing 322 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,958 in my heart when I'm right for someone. 323 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:09,397 I don't need to do any of that goofy "romantic stuff." 324 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,615 PAULA: Hey, look at us, 325 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:14,619 on time for your last baseball game. 326 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,057 Oh, a couple of moms are late. 327 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,582 Yeah, like, where's Cindy McCadden? Like, where is she? 328 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,975 She's probably on Chardonnay time, 329 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,193 you know what I'm saying?[laughs] 330 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,673 Oh, they say working moms drop the ball, 331 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,415 and yet, behold, here I am. 332 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,851 Can one have it all? 333 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,506 Nay, I say yes, young Thomas, 334 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,814 if one tries hard enough.[chuckles] 335 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,641 What's that? 336 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,426 TOMMY: Think it's the, uh, signup for the banquet dinner. 337 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,080 Everyone's got to bring something. 338 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,255 Ah, that's no problem. 339 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,734 Let me sign up for something easy, 340 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,433 like paper plates and plastic cutlery.[both laugh] 341 00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,609 [whispers]: Are you out of your mind? 342 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,306 Do you really think plastic cutlery is still available? 343 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,439 I got here this morning at 9:00, 344 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,268 and I had to sign up to make kosher scones. 345 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,662 Yeah. One Jew on our team, and I have to bake 346 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,490 under the supervision of a rabbi. 347 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:02,145 Cindy McCadden got plastic cutlery, 348 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,626 because she slept outside the front door. 349 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,628 [yawns]: Oh, ladies. 350 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:09,500 Hi. Louise, good luck with those scones. 351 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,502 I can give you Moyshe's number if you like. 352 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:14,331 Cindy, what... what's left? 353 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,942 What's left on the list? 354 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,987 [laughs] 355 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,382 Oh, my God. 356 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,384 Get out of my way! 357 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,386 Oh, my God. 358 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,214 [sighs] Cantaloupe wedges, taken; 359 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,825 votive candles, taken; string cheese, taken? 360 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,002 Mom, this is the only one left. 361 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,526 "Salmon for 60"? 362 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,094 Ooh.Ouch. 363 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:40,749 Hey, uh, Paula, is everything okay? 364 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,098 Sorry, Greg, 365 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,187 no-- I-I don't have time to talk right now, Greg. 366 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,189 I was just trying to, uh...No, no, no, no, you don't understand. 367 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,278 I-I got to get... Yeah, nope. 368 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,935 Whoa, what was all that about?I don't know. 369 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,632 I was just trying to say hi. 370 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:55,895 Yeah, she seemed preoccupied. 371 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,070 Yeah, that's probably it. 372 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,028 It's not like she doesn't like me. 373 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,596 Though, we have had our ups and downs. 374 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,554 Don't go out with Greg. 375 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,992 Greg is just a whiny little bitch. 376 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,645 You're sleeping with Greg?! 377 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:10,474 Sarcastic, alcoholic, unromantic Greg? 378 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:13,651 He is completely shut down, and he is angry. 379 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,653 Paula, I get it. You don't like Greg. 380 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,832 Huh. Well, you might want to get into the ups, 381 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,357 because she and Rebecca are total besties. 382 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,880 Uh-huh.You're in a tight race right now, 383 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,099 and that could tip it. 384 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,145 Well, I don't think I need to, or do I? 385 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,538 Well, you got stiff competition. 386 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,627 She's on date number one with Josh tonight, 387 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,238 and that guy's got a black belt in romance. 388 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,674 Hmm. 389 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,725 [sighs]: Oh. 390 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:48,469 Here I am, and I am staying grounded 391 00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,253 and realistic. 392 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,472 JOSH: What?No, Josh, uh, 393 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,864 just hold-- hold on. 394 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,866 Okay, R-Rebecca, it's okay. 395 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,694 Re-center. [inhales] 396 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,914 And just breathe.What is it? 397 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,786 Josh, I'll just be one second, just one-- I'm... 398 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,005 I'm centered, I'm present, I'm here. 399 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,139 You ready? 400 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:08,663 Yeah. 401 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,360 ♪ 402 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,726 [chuckles][laughs]: What? 403 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,081 Oh... 404 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,822 Oh, my God. 405 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,827 It's summer camp. 406 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,091 [exhales]: Oh, wow. Like it? 407 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,397 [laughs]: Yeah. 408 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,399 First... Hmm? 409 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,706 ...we dine alfresco. 410 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,751 Oh. [both laugh] 411 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,408 [both laughing] 412 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,063 Let's, let's see... 413 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,848 Mmm. [mouth full]: That just tastes so good. 414 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,937 Mmm. Mmm. 415 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,505 You know what, seriously, I-I hope the hot dogs are okay. 416 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,594 Yeah.I spent most of my money on the tent, 417 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:13,641 I borrowed fake grass from my mom's lawn. 418 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,425 [stifled laugh]Hope that's not cheating. 419 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,861 No, it's not. I would say 420 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,081 it's acceptably within the guidelines. 421 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,605 Okay, good. 422 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,564 It's nice to go into the past like this. 423 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,132 Oh, I'm not trying to go back into the past. 424 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:30,092 I-I'm trying to bring us full circle, you know? 425 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:33,791 [sighs] Becks, there's always been this feeling of destiny 426 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,663 about me and you. 427 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:39,580 Like, I-I don't know, like, 428 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,626 someone out there is telling a story about us. 429 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,717 Yeah. 430 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,329 It does feel that way sometimes. 431 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,333 Come with me. 432 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,337 Hello... 433 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,469 [gasps] Oh. 434 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,906 Hey. Real pillows. 435 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,082 Ah. Nice touch. 436 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,474 Well, I remember at camp, 437 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,128 you brought your own pillows from home, 438 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:10,350 and, uh, you made me cover them with a rain poncho before we, 439 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,265 you know, uh... 440 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,311 I, you know... [chuckles] 441 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:19,794 I didn't want to get them dirty because they were orthotic. 442 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,057 So you know, I was careful not to get your... 443 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:26,279 ...[mumbles] on them after we [mumbles]. 444 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,671 Yeah. 445 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,978 [both chuckle] 446 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,894 Uh, close your eyes. 447 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,896 I-I have a surprise for you. 448 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,028 Which is, incidentally, what you said the night you missed 449 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,682 and got the pillow and then my ear, but okay, 450 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:39,727 I'll close my eyes. 451 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,783 Okay, open them. 452 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,003 [gasps] 453 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,920 Gasp. 454 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,837 Oh... 455 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,882 [sighs]: Oh... 456 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,800 This is so beautiful. 457 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,367 I spent all night trying to set it up 458 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:14,414 and make sure it was facing the right way and everything. 459 00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,416 I wanted to make sure everything in our universe 460 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,462 was exactly where it should be. 461 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:26,339 It means so much to me that you did this. 462 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,558 It was fun. 463 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,604 And I know which one the North Star is, 464 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,650 so I can always find my way back home... 465 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,567 ...to you. 466 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,963 Oh, Josh. 467 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:45,271 Wait, is kissing allowed? 468 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,316 Ah...[both chuckle] 469 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,902 [birds chirping] 470 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:13,037 [grunts softly] 471 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,066 ♪ 472 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,417 [cheering] 473 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,070 Does anyone know anything? 474 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,811 I got to know how that date went. 475 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,683 I lost my mind yesterday and put $600 on Greg. 476 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,511 Oh, what? 477 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:54,122 Guys, the next-door neighbor called. 478 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,993 [gasps] I told him we were dying for info and that 479 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,517 I would cut him in on my winnings, 480 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,040 so he peeked over the fence for me. 481 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,259 And? And? And? 482 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,303 And? And? 483 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,784 And he said he saw them 484 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:04,959 waking up in each other's arms 485 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,308 through a very tiny 486 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,179 window in a tent. 487 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,616 [all gasping] 488 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:11,313 [phone chimes]Oh, wait. I'm getting a text. 489 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,619 It's from Rebecca. 490 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,012 [all gasping] 491 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:18,015 Dots. Okay. 492 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,582 [phone whooshes]Oh, oh, no, no. Oh, no. She says... 493 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,716 DARRYL: What'd she say?"It was perfect." 494 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,587 No![groans and cheers] 495 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:28,330 Oh, yes!Josh Chan is in the lead, folks! 496 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,288 [groaning] 497 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,506 [cheering] 498 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:33,117 Oh, come on! 499 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:35,337 Slay. Slay, slay, slay. 500 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,600 Slay. Mm-hmm.I need to figure out how to pay for this whole thing. 501 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,907 Mama Cookie knows, girl. Mama Cookie always knows. Ha!It's very expensive. 502 00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:46,914 So, you're talking about federal administrative 503 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,133 and regulatory law and you're not citing Elena Kagan, 504 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,179 what are you doing? [laughs][laughing] 505 00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:55,879 [elevator dings] 506 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,272 Are we sure this is gonna work? 507 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,752 You said I needed to do something 508 00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,102 to get into this contest, so this is what I'm doing. 509 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:02,843 Winning over Rebecca's best friend. 510 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,497 If you put as much effort into the date 511 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,586 as you put into poaching 60 fillets... 512 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:07,804 You don't understand. 513 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,763 I can't plan romantic things. 514 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,591 I'm terrible at contrived stuff. 515 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:13,244 I can't even sing "Happy Birthday." 516 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:16,378 Other people sing it and I go, "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah" 517 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,119 because I find it so embarrassing. 518 00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:19,338 So, I can't do that. 519 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,731 So this is what I have, okay? Fish! 520 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,082 Oh... what? 521 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:26,954 Hi. Hey. 522 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,827 Would you normal people excuse me for just one second? 523 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,829 Okay. Thanks. 524 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,747 Uh, what's this? 525 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,270 A lightly poached coho 526 00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:40,794 with a dill reduction for five dozen 527 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:44,624 or, one would say, salmon for 60. Hi. 528 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,843 I'm Greg Serrano, let's try again, shall we? 529 00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:48,976 Uh... I'm about to step into a meeting, Greg. 530 00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:51,326 Yes, yes, I understand and I'll totally get out of your hair. 531 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,459 I just wanted to save the day for a working mom 532 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:54,721 so you don't disappoint your son again. 533 00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,200 Oh, dear. 534 00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,680 Oh. 535 00:22:57,724 --> 00:23:00,640 So you're an expert on parenting now? 536 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,729 No, I just-- I didn't mean to criticize. 537 00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:04,252 That came out wrong. 538 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:10,867 Oh. 539 00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:13,392 I know what this is. 540 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,828 You overheard me having a problem, 541 00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:16,612 so you thought you'd swoop in and help, 542 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:17,961 get in my good graces, 543 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,616 so I'll put in a word in with Rebecca. 544 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:21,965 Oh, she's good. You're good, Paula. 545 00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,097 She's very good. 546 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,446 Greg. Hmm? 547 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,274 Rebecca makes her own choices. 548 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,233 But I gotta say... 549 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,844 Uh-huh?You have a lot 550 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:33,847 of tough competition, so I really hope 551 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:37,851 that you have a better plan than bringing me fish. 552 00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:39,461 Yes. Yes, ma'am, I do. 553 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,071 Y-Yes, yes, ma'am. He does. 554 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:43,073 Great. Then you're all set. 555 00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:46,207 I mean, you know, after you stop by my house 556 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,991 and put that salmon in the fridge. 557 00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:49,558 Key's under the mat. Thanks. 558 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,919 Wow. 559 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:05,400 You look so beautiful. 560 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,316 I'm sorry. 561 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,971 [exhales] This is kind of weird. 562 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,407 No, it's okay. 563 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,365 You and Nathaniel have a good time. 564 00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:15,802 Well... 565 00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:17,238 an okay time. 566 00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:18,892 A fine time. [groans softly] 567 00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:20,023 Ugh. 568 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,590 Who am I kidding? 569 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:23,940 I've been praying all day for the San Andreas Fault 570 00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:26,073 to open up and s-swallow up Nathaniel. 571 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,379 And then Greg. 572 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:30,469 And then Josh Chan from Azusa, 573 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,862 who continues to mess with my credit rating. 574 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,821 Josh, I know this is hard. 575 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:36,344 I... 576 00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:38,172 We had such a good time the other night. 577 00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:39,869 But... 578 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,002 [groans] Is this what we're doing? 579 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,917 You know, I don't know what else to do. 580 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,484 Yeah, I-I know. 581 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,488 I thought this would be simple, but... [scoffs] 582 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,752 It's not. 583 00:24:54,188 --> 00:24:56,190 Okay, I'll see you later. 584 00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:00,194 ♪ 585 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,632 [door opens] 586 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,679 [door closes] 587 00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:11,161 REBECCA: Nathaniel, where are we going? 588 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,772 Here, come on. 589 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,732 Oh. 590 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:17,994 Oh, my God. 591 00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,822 Oh, my God.[chuckles] 592 00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:24,000 This is just so beautiful, and it's so thoughtful. 593 00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:26,176 [sighs] 594 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,178 But what's wrong? Are you okay? 595 00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:30,137 No, I'm fine, it's just... 596 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:31,442 I don't know what's happening. 597 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:34,184 This is just so... [groans] 598 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:35,534 And you guys are so... [groans] 599 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:36,839 I know, it's weird. It's weird. 600 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,711 You were just on a date with Josh... Yes. 601 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,017 ...and now you're here with me, and I bought...[sighs] 602 00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:42,628 a bunch of cheese and crackers, 603 00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:44,281 so many different types of crackers. [chuckles] 604 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,848 I don't know why. 605 00:25:45,892 --> 00:25:47,371 Why don't... why don't we just... 606 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,548 just forget everything else 607 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,593 and just try to enjoy this? 608 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,073 You know? 609 00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:55,075 [exhales] Okay. 610 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,382 Thank you. Mm-hmm. 611 00:25:58,426 --> 00:25:59,688 Yeah. Here, sit down. 612 00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:01,516 Okay. [clears throat] 613 00:26:03,431 --> 00:26:05,085 [sighs] 614 00:26:05,128 --> 00:26:07,130 Oh. Wow. [sniffles] 615 00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,045 This is just... 616 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,917 it's the most beautiful view. 617 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,833 You know, on a clear day, you can see Gardena, Torrance, 618 00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:14,921 and if you squint, 619 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:17,488 the Rancho Dominguez Cineplex 23. 620 00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:20,448 [laughs] I do love that place. They have so many movies. 621 00:26:20,491 --> 00:26:21,710 Almost two dozen. Right... 622 00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:23,233 [laughing]: You know what I mean. 623 00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:24,626 Not quite, but almost. 624 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,846 [laughing]: Not quite, just short. Just shy. 625 00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:28,891 [applause nearby, music playing] 626 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:32,068 What is that? 627 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,069 Oh. 628 00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:36,638 There it is. What? 629 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,640 You know what you did.Oh, yeah? 630 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,642 You hired a band. I knew you'd play dirty 631 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:41,991 and spend all your money. 632 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:43,427 I knew you would. I knew it. No, I... 633 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,212 I did no such thing. I played by the rules. Uh-huh. 634 00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:46,779 Sure. Uh-huh. I did. No, no. 635 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:51,000 What I did do was, I found the perfect spot to sit 636 00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:52,436 right above the Greek Theatre 637 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,090 and listen to a concert for free. 638 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:58,268 Tonight is "The Greatest Hits of Broadway 639 00:26:58,312 --> 00:26:59,792 with Michael Bublé." 640 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,011 [distant applause] 641 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:03,578 [chuckles] 642 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,580 [funky bass playing] 643 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,930 Huh. I wonder what... 644 00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:10,019 Broadway standard this is. I don't recognize it. 645 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:11,368 Maybe it's from Starlight Express 646 00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:12,935 or Once on This Island. I don't know. 647 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:15,982 Those are the two shows I know the least.Hang on. 648 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,374 Oh. 649 00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:19,289 No, I screwed this up. 650 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:20,639 [groans] 651 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,597 It's not Broadway's greatest hits; it's... 652 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,208 "'70s Groove Night with Marty Macaroon 653 00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:27,167 and the Funky Town Eight." 654 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:28,603 Wow. 655 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,387 This is a disaster. I'm... 656 00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:32,738 I'm so sorry. This is awful. 657 00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:36,829 Hold on. No, no. 658 00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:39,222 [scoffs]I actually kind of like it. 659 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:41,921 No, you don't. Yes, I do. I wouldn't humor you. 660 00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:43,009 No one likes this. 661 00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,445 Marty Macaroon doesn't like this. 662 00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:47,056 I'm gonna like anyone with the name Macaroon. 663 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,971 [funk music continues]Shall we dance? 664 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:51,974 To this?Come on. Yeah. Let's dance. Dance with me. Come on. 665 00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:54,716 Oh, you want to stand up and dance. Oh, my gosh.Stand up and dance with me. 666 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,762 All right. Try and salvage this. 667 00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:59,155 Feel the Macaroon rhythm. 668 00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:01,897 There we go. Ooh. I mean, that bass line is crunchy. 669 00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:03,551 It is so crunchy.It's a crunchy bass. 670 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,727 Ooh, let's bite our lower lips.What does that do? 671 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:06,902 I think this is how... 672 00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:08,077 It's just the funk face, right? 673 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,688 [humming] 674 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,690 [funk music grows louder] 675 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:16,303 Nice. [whistles] Okay. Oh. 676 00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:19,175 And back. Oh, drop the beat, Marty. Yeah, Marty! 677 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,141 Then I'll pull you in. 678 00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:30,143 [chuckles] 679 00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:32,188 [sighs][funk music fades] 680 00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:40,501 I don't want to give you a whole big pitch. 681 00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:42,590 I've done that so many times before. 682 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:46,115 But I think... 683 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,205 ...we're meant to be together. 684 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:54,210 And if you pick me, 685 00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:57,474 it'll be because you feel the same way. 686 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,007 I thought so. 687 00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,052 [sighs] 688 00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:12,098 ♪ 689 00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:38,080 So, where did Rebecca and Nathaniel go for their date? 690 00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:39,778 Probably somewhere boring. 691 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,910 If it was me, I would've taken Rebecca to see 692 00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:44,695 Marty Macaroon and the Funky Town Eight. 693 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,567 You're a Macarooner? Oh! 694 00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:48,743 We should swap cassettes. 695 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,832 Yeah, I've got April '93 at Red Rocks. [gasps] 696 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:52,529 No! Mm-hmm. 697 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,314 The drone images are in.What? 698 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,316 I got a buddy to follow Nathaniel 699 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,708 and toss up a drone. No biggie. 700 00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:59,928 [crowd murmuring] 701 00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:03,758 Okay. 702 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,804 [shocked reactions, chatter]What?! 703 00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,718 [gasping, groaning] 704 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,633 [cell phone dings]Oh, got a text. Wow. 705 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,113 It says... 706 00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:13,550 "It was heaven."[cheers and groans] 707 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:14,813 Yes. Yes! DARRYL: Yeah! 708 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,423 Papa's got a winner. 709 00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:18,120 And mama's got a winner! 710 00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:19,687 Oh, wait, my thing sounded like your thing. 711 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:20,862 Mm, just a little bit. 712 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:21,950 [grunts rhythmically] 713 00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:24,083 [cheering] 714 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:25,867 [excited chatter] 715 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:28,478 ♪ 716 00:30:36,530 --> 00:30:37,836 Hi. 717 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:39,707 Well, hello, sir. 718 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:41,665 I'm Bernie. Looking for a little... 719 00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:44,103 high-altitude romance?Oh. 720 00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:46,670 Wow, we're going with that tone right out of the gate. 721 00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:48,672 Okay, uh, yeah. Well, here's what I'm looking for: 722 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,457 something romantic. 723 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,067 No irony involved. 724 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:54,722 Just the thing that people do that is the thing people do. 725 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:57,812 I love a girl and need to show her how much. 726 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:01,555 Ah, our standard $50 package. Got it. 727 00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:04,471 Our magical journey begins 728 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:06,560 with your choice of pattern for your hot-air balloon: 729 00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:09,171 rainbow, carnival stripes, polka dots. 730 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,564 You know what? 731 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:12,174 Let's do it. For once in my life, 732 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:13,480 I got to really go all out. 733 00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:15,525 Great! Done. 734 00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:17,571 Oh. Oh, cool, that's it? 735 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:21,618 I-I thought you were gonna give me more of a song and dance. 736 00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:23,098 From me? No, no, no, never. 737 00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:24,621 Okay. 738 00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:28,016 Well, th-there is one other thing. It's... 739 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,583 J-Just a word of warning. 740 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,106 Warning? 741 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,979 ♪ There's no 742 00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:36,155 ♪ Bathroom, there's no bathroom ♪ 743 00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:37,983 ♪ If she needs to use the bathroom ♪ 744 00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:39,810 ♪ Tell her that there is no bathroom ♪ 745 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,508 ♪ Please don't pee in my balloon ♪ 746 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:44,119 ♪ This may be a bit more bumpy than a plane ride ♪ 747 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:46,469 ♪ Or a taxi, but I promise it is worth it ♪ 748 00:31:46,513 --> 00:31:49,342 ♪ And your lady, she will swoon! ♪ 749 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:52,562 Ah, a-all right. Got it. 750 00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:53,955 ♪ 751 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:57,785 ♪ Please don't poop in my balloon. ♪ 752 00:31:57,828 --> 00:32:00,614 I wasn't planning on it. 753 00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:03,312 You know, it's-it's happened a couple times, 754 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:06,489 and, uh, it's a nightmare. Ugh. 755 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,665 Very hard to get poop out of wicker. 756 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,977 [sighs] 757 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:18,414 Cool tux. 758 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,373 Yeah, came with the rainbow package. 759 00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,636 Not gonna even show you my socks. Wow. 760 00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:25,247 You know what? I'm impressed. Yeah? 761 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:28,468 I mean, you hate this stuff, and you're doing it. 762 00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:29,686 Feeling good? 763 00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:32,776 Uh, I don't know. I have no idea. 764 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:35,040 I mean, I used to feel so confident 765 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,693 about Rebecca, and now... 766 00:32:36,737 --> 00:32:39,218 This week, I've just been steaming a whole bunch of fish 767 00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:41,655 and agreeing to sail over the Temecula Valley 768 00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:42,917 in a stripy balloon. 769 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,527 Are you having second thoughts? 770 00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:47,661 Yeah, yeah, I'm having second thoughts, 771 00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:49,880 but still gonna do it. 772 00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:54,624 Is this bow tie straight? 773 00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,670 I doubt it. 774 00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:06,332 [clears throat] 775 00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:09,117 Oh, come on. 776 00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:13,034 Oh, Dr. Akopian? What are... What? You go to this wine bar? 777 00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:15,341 Okay, look. 778 00:33:15,384 --> 00:33:16,777 Yeah, I'm stalking you again. We've established this. 779 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,213 It's a very problematic behavior, 780 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:20,389 and we should discuss it the next time I'm in therapy, 781 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:21,695 but listen, I need some help. 782 00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:23,566 Okay, these dates aren't clarifying anything. 783 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:25,699 They're just... they're fogging up all my windows-- 784 00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,570 my front window, my back window and my side windows. 785 00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:30,095 And I don't know what to do. Can I have a sip of your wine? 786 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:32,706 Oh, no.No, that-that's not appropriate. 787 00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,492 I don't know how I'm gonna face this Greg date coming up. 788 00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:37,711 It's gonna ruin my life. 789 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:40,627 I cannot go on yet another 790 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:43,108 romantic and perfect date. 791 00:33:43,151 --> 00:33:44,979 Then don't. 792 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:48,113 Just follow what's in your heart. 793 00:33:48,156 --> 00:33:50,245 Follow what's in my heart? 794 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:52,552 What kind of therapist advice is that? 795 00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:55,076 Look, I-I'm-I'm just trying to have a glass of wine. 796 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,948 I am not on the clock right now, okay, Rebecca? 797 00:33:57,992 --> 00:34:00,734 Okay, that's fair. You're right. Self-care is important. 798 00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:02,301 Thanks for not dropping me as a patient. 799 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,433 See you at 4:00 tomorrow. 800 00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:11,179 Help. 801 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:15,749 ♪ 802 00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:25,106 ♪ Love is a game, love is a game ♪ 803 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,631 ♪ But I've never enjoyed playing any sort of game ♪ 804 00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:30,807 ♪ I hate round objects 805 00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:32,809 ♪ Flying at my head 806 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,855 ♪ In seventh grade 807 00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:36,944 ♪ I convinced the principal 808 00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:41,079 ♪ To let me count bat mitzvah prep as my phys ed ♪ 809 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:43,646 ♪ In games you can get hurt 810 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:45,735 ♪ In games you can get bruised 811 00:34:45,779 --> 00:34:49,739 ♪ In order for a victory, someone else must lose ♪ 812 00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:53,613 ♪ And it's a sign of weakness to just throw in the towel ♪ 813 00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:55,615 ♪ People hate when you play dirty ♪ 814 00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:58,357 ♪ Which I think is called a foul ♪ 815 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:04,841 ♪ If love's a game, if love's a game ♪ 816 00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:08,715 ♪ Then in forfeiting I find no shame ♪ 817 00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:12,980 ♪ This whole thing is a powder keg ♪ 818 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:16,026 ♪ I have no choice but to cancel on... ♪ 819 00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:19,204 Greg? 820 00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:22,598 Wow. So, what's, um... 821 00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:25,035 What's happening here? 822 00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:27,168 Well, in order of importance, 823 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,344 I'm wearing a real uncomfortable tuxedo, 824 00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:32,782 I possibly just split my pants, and my crappy car won't start. 825 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:33,957 How about you? 826 00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:36,090 About the same. 827 00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:39,572 Let's get you to the shop. Yeah, yeah. 828 00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:40,616 Yeah. 829 00:35:42,488 --> 00:35:44,272 [chuckles] 830 00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:58,678 Oh, my God, no one ate the salmon. Oh. 831 00:35:58,721 --> 00:35:59,983 They never do. 832 00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:01,420 Then why do we do this? 833 00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:04,510 Paula, that's how it's always been. 834 00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:07,469 Oh... Louise, 835 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:09,993 this whole process needs a redo. 836 00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:12,257 We should be working together. 837 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,346 I mean, no sign-up sheets, no competition; 838 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:18,219 just-just a community of moms collaborating. 839 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:20,569 [laughing] 840 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:22,397 Oh, God. 841 00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:27,185 Oh-oh-oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 842 00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:28,621 Guys, guys, guys, stop. 843 00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:30,797 Stop, stop, everybody, stop what you're doing. 844 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,018 Bernie called. They never showed up for their balloon ride. 845 00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:36,716 ALL: What?What? No, no. 846 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:39,458 No, Hector, you put his bow tie on him. You said he was going. 847 00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:41,242 Well, he was, but he seemed a little wigged out 848 00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:42,765 about the whole thing, honestly.Why didn't you tell us that? 849 00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:44,637 WHITE JOSH: Oh, God, I bet my rowing machine on Greg. 850 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,596 Oh, my God, what's going on? We don't know what's going on. 851 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,467 If they don't complete their date, 852 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,512 it's a push. Nobody loses, 853 00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:52,514 nobody wins.OTHERS: No! 854 00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:54,603 BOTH: What? No! 855 00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:56,170 [overlapping shouting] 856 00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:06,833 Hey. What are you doing here? 857 00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:09,096 Oh, well, I can't drink over at Home Base. 858 00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:10,489 Not with all that betting going on. 859 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,142 Oh, you heard about that, too? 860 00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:15,407 Yeah, of course. Think I wasn't gonna put $1,000 on myself? 861 00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:16,625 [chuckles] 862 00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:20,542 Well, how was your date? 863 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,892 Honestly? Really good. 864 00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:24,546 Yours? 865 00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:26,548 Oh, couldn't have gone any better. 866 00:37:29,725 --> 00:37:31,945 Well, we'll find out soon enough. 867 00:37:31,988 --> 00:37:33,947 Yeah. 868 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:37,429 Hey, whatever happens, good game, man. 869 00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:39,648 Same. 870 00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,522 Cheers. 871 00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:44,914 Yeah, cheers. 872 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,616 God, I hope I win, though. 873 00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:52,313 I really hope you lose. 874 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,968 I also hope Greg dies. 875 00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:57,187 Ooh, were you thinking San Andreas Fault? 876 00:37:57,231 --> 00:37:58,624 I was actually thinking lightning bolt. 877 00:37:58,667 --> 00:37:59,842 It's quick, it's painless. Mm. 878 00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:01,453 You know, I do like the guy. 879 00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:02,715 Oh, yeah. Me, too. 880 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:04,717 [both chuckle] 881 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,762 ♪ 882 00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:18,078 ♪ 883 00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:20,123 [quiet chatter] 884 00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:26,695 Well, it's gonna take a long time to fix it. 885 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:29,742 Something about the trans... carburetor... 886 00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:32,005 I'm being lied to, and it's gonna be very expensive. 887 00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:34,050 [laughs] And our date's already ruined 888 00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:35,965 because we're gonna miss our start time 889 00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:38,011 for our takeoff, so... 890 00:38:38,054 --> 00:38:40,100 Uh, takeoff? 891 00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:42,624 It's a long story. Never mind. 892 00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:45,975 Just... Hey, can I be honest with you? 893 00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,194 Yeah. 894 00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:48,891 I've been dreading this whole thing. 895 00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:50,676 Not being with you. That part I love. 896 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,984 Just the date I had planned, it's so not me. 897 00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:58,858 It's so very Bernie. Weird guy. 898 00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:02,122 Who's... The bow tie. 899 00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:03,993 Oh, okay. Mm-hmm. 900 00:39:04,037 --> 00:39:06,909 I got to tell you something. When I ran into you, 901 00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:08,737 I was literally seconds away from texting you 902 00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:10,043 and canceling the date. 903 00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:12,045 Not because I don't like spending time with you, 904 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,569 but I just... All these dates, 905 00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:16,876 it's just so exhausting, it's so much pressure. 906 00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:18,225 Right. 907 00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:21,010 So... this date is off? 908 00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:26,146 Looks like it. 909 00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:28,104 BOTH: Oh, thank God. 910 00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:31,020 [both chuckle] 911 00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:32,935 Oh... 912 00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:35,024 Well, if you're gonna be here for the next few hours, 913 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:36,330 I'll just wait with you. 914 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,984 Really? You would do that? 915 00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:39,420 Yeah. I got nothing to do. 916 00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:41,422 I just found out my date canceled. 917 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:44,033 [chuckles] Hey, so, uh, did you eat yet? 918 00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:46,645 No, I was waiting for you to eat, but I would eat now. 919 00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:47,994 Do you want to go somewhere? 920 00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:49,082 Uh, I more feel like ordering. 921 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,300 Ooh, I would do that. 922 00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:51,563 Yeah? What do you want? 923 00:39:51,606 --> 00:39:53,173 What are you in the mood for? 924 00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:55,741 Um, Italian? 925 00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:57,307 I have that all the time at work. 926 00:39:57,351 --> 00:39:59,266 Right, of course.Yeah. What about Thai? 927 00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:01,094 I had that for lunch, but any other place. 928 00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:02,312 Really, you pick. 929 00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:04,010 Okay, well, I picked last time. 930 00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:07,013 Oh, you did, and we went to that Indian place, which I loved. 931 00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:09,450 Mm-hmm. Do you want to do that again? 932 00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:12,018 No, you know what I want? I want that new taco place. 933 00:40:12,061 --> 00:40:14,150 The one on East Cameron? I heard that's amazing. Yes. 934 00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:15,500 Right? It's... Okay. Okay. 935 00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:17,284 So I-I want to see if they deliver. Yeah, sure. 936 00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:20,069 I'll pull up the menu. 937 00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:22,463 Let's see. 938 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:24,073 Okay, I'm gonna pull up the menu. 939 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,249 You have to decide what you want beforehand because, no, 940 00:40:26,293 --> 00:40:28,121 I cannot be on the phone and have you 941 00:40:28,164 --> 00:40:29,427 shouting your order in my ear. 942 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,472 It's not my fault that I realize what I want 943 00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:32,778 when I hear what you're getting. 944 00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,083 I understand it's not your fault, 945 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,216 but it's very irritating and very annoying, 946 00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:37,783 and we've had many discussions about it, 947 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:40,263 so just make a... Here you go, here's the menu. 948 00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:45,181 Do I like chilaquiles? 949 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:46,748 Yeah, of course you do, with the verde. 950 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:48,184 Right, right, right, right, yes. 951 00:40:48,228 --> 00:40:49,490 Okay, I want to get that. 952 00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:51,144 Okay. 953 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:58,673 Hey. 954 00:40:58,717 --> 00:41:01,763 You're the love of my life. 955 00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:03,896 You know that, right? 956 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:09,379 Well, I do now. 957 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:21,043 Captioning sponsored by CBS 958 00:41:21,087 --> 00:41:24,090 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org